In a world like the world everyone else lives in, I complain a lot more than everyone else. Also comic books. Lots of those.

Alex, Midwest, Aspiring Optimist

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  • iPhone user:

    I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6

  • Android user:

    Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else

  • iPhone user:

    I just like this pho-

  • Android user:

    The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

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Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

this almost made me cry

this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.

I feel ill

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